A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's enjoying his drink when he notices two beautiful blondes at the end of the bar. When he has emptied his mug, he says, "Hey bartender, another Bud, and give those two ladies at the end of the bar a round."
"Here's your beer," the bartender says, "But don't bother getting them a drink. You're just wasting your time."
"Naah, give them each one on me."
So the bartender pours the women a fresh beer each. The ladies reaise their glasses to acknowledge the gesture and take a drink. The guy figures that he's in. He strolls over to the women and starts making small talk.
One of them says, "Thanks for the drinks, but I have to tell you, you're just wasting your time."
"What the hell does that mean, I'm just wasting my time!?"
The other one says, "Well, we're lesbians, we love to eat p&ssy!"
The man now has a huge smile on his face and yells to the bartender, "Hey bartender, three more beers for us lesbians!!!"
"Here's your beer," the bartender says, "But don't bother getting them a drink. You're just wasting your time."
"Naah, give them each one on me."
So the bartender pours the women a fresh beer each. The ladies reaise their glasses to acknowledge the gesture and take a drink. The guy figures that he's in. He strolls over to the women and starts making small talk.
One of them says, "Thanks for the drinks, but I have to tell you, you're just wasting your time."
"What the hell does that mean, I'm just wasting my time!?"
The other one says, "Well, we're lesbians, we love to eat p&ssy!"
The man now has a huge smile on his face and yells to the bartender, "Hey bartender, three more beers for us lesbians!!!"
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