How do you dress up your computers?

My damn laptop has crashed and I am about ready to drive over it with my truck. I can get windows to load but cannot access the internet. Keep getting a message that windows does not recognize my wireless device. I have tried to upload the drivers with no success. Tried to do a system restore without any luck either. At this point I am stumped. I even tried to connect it to my router from my desktop and it still will not load up any internet at all.

My last lap top died on the 23rd of December last year. I threw it in the yard and tried to "fix" it with the splitting maul. Still didn't work after that but I sure did feel better about it!