Honestly........ This is my cat.

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Honestly........ This is my cat.

I know it looks like some goofy pic one would find on the net, but sadly, it's my cat.

All it does is poop, pee, eat and sleep. I'm a bit embarrassed that I am showing you all this.

Date was off on the camera.

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Fat , lazy bastard.

I have one of those and all it does is the same as you mentioned.

It lives for food and pushes your hand out of the way to eat it, and it only thinks humans exist to be it's personal food distribution unit.
It sheds and tears up my friggin screens on my windows, craps everywhere, pisses everywhere and drags dead animals and leaves them to rot at the foot of my door.

I hate cats with a passion but my wife and kids have collected 4 so far but I try to make sure I run them over when they run in front of my vehicles when I pull in the driveway.....yes, yes I do and I'm damn proud of it.
 
1968FormulaS340 said:
Honestly........ This is my cat.

I know it looks like some goofy pic one would find on the net, but sadly, it's my cat.

All it does is poop, pee, eat and sleep. I'm a bit embarrassed that I am showing you all this.

Date was off on the camera.

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:sign5: isnt funny to see an obese cat try to clean themselves? My folks have a grossly overweight cat like that. She rolls back and forth on her back trying to reach different spots.
 
cudaspaz said:
Fat , lazy bastard.

I have one of those and all it does is the same as you mentioned.

It lives for food and pushes your hand out of the way to eat it, and it only thinks humans exist to be it's personal food distribution unit.
It sheds and tears up my friggin screens on my windows, craps everywhere, pisses everywhere and drags dead animals and leaves them to rot at the foot of my door.

I hate cats with a passion but my wife and kids have collected 4 so far but I try to make sure I run them over when they run in front of my vehicles when I pull in the driveway.....yes, yes I do and I'm damn proud of it.
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:angry3: Good job, you're an inhumane dick.

I'm sure the kids are just thrilled that daddy wants to kill their pets.
 
oh i think its a new trend ......
 

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the dead things they leave at your door are gifts to show they appreciate someone in the household.....the other stuff is gifts for the one tryin to run em over ROFLMAO........
cudaspaz said:
Fat , lazy bastard.

I have one of those and all it does is the same as you mentioned.

It lives for food and pushes your hand out of the way to eat it, and it only thinks humans exist to be it's personal food distribution unit.
It sheds and tears up my friggin screens on my windows, craps everywhere, pisses everywhere and drags dead animals and leaves them to rot at the foot of my door.

I hate cats with a passion but my wife and kids have collected 4 so far but I try to make sure I run them over when they run in front of my vehicles when I pull in the driveway.....yes, yes I do and I'm damn proud of it.
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I don't know how you guys expect a cat to sleep on the floor like that. How humiliating.... They must not have spotted the grandaughter's doll cradle yet like this big boy.
 

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I found a pic of my folk's cat on my comp. This a pic thats a few years old and she's gained a bit more weight.

Last time my dad weighed her, she was at or near 20lbs.

also, part siamese so she is incredibly noisey.
 

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1968FormulaS340 said:
Honestly........ This is my cat.

I know it looks like some goofy pic one would find on the net, but sadly, it's my cat.

All it does is poop, pee, eat and sleep. I'm a bit embarrassed that I am showing you all this.

Date was off on the camera.

100_1829.jpg
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Cant,...Quite....Reach...(ooohhhfff).....The........Dingleberries
 
Cool cat. I used to have a little fur-ball that looked just like that, except she was about 10 pounds lighter.
 
We just found a skinny cat under out house...and 4 little ones too. 4 weeks old and my kids and wife love them. I could do without as I am allergic to them something awful. Been feeding her about 2 weeks now and she has put on about 25% bodymass. Shes lactating so she eats 4 times a day. Dont know if well keep all of them or not, shame she had to find our place...Grates are going up after this is over....
 
1968FormulaS340 said:
Honestly........ This is my cat.

I know it looks like some goofy pic one would find on the net, but sadly, it's my cat.

All it does is poop, pee, eat and sleep. I'm a bit embarrassed that I am showing you all this.

Date was off on the camera.

100_1829.jpg
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Your cat is seriously fat/obese/overweight/a kibble cat-astrophy. I'll bet the floors creak when he walks and dust falls from the ceiling and if he gets much bigger he's going to explode.:razz:
 
when you have to start shelling out money to treat those fat cats' diabetes i bet you'll ask cudaspaz to run it over.

the only reason i have a cat is to be a pal for my grandma... and the bunny loves to chew wires and eat wallpaper. i still like the bunny better... and No alergies with the bunny....and it kida acts like a dog and will fetch things...
 
Gnome said:
when you have to start shelling out money to treat those fat cats' diabetes i bet you'll ask cudaspaz to run it over.

the only reason i have a cat is to be a pal for my grandma... and the bunny loves to chew wires and eat wallpaper. i still like the bunny better... and No alergies with the bunny....and it kida acts like a dog and will fetch things...
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Well i don't know about the rest of those cats, but i'm already setting a plan in motion to try and help my parent's cat lose weight.

The big issue with their chubby cat is that when she is fed with the other cats, she parks her big *** in front of the bowl and eats like a cow at a trough. So my Dad and I are gonna build an elevated food dish holder that will either sit right at standing level, or just above so the cat can't sit and pig out.

Hopefully, not being able to sit and eat will cause her to eat less.

Also, if you're wondering why my parents don't just take the food dish, its because the other two cats control themselves and eat from the bowl a few times throughout the day. They go hungry if the food is taken away.
 
1968FormulaS340 said:
Honestly........ This is my cat.

I know it looks like some goofy pic one would find on the net, but sadly, it's my cat.

All it does is poop, pee, eat and sleep. I'm a bit embarrassed that I am showing you all this.

Date was off on the camera.

100_1829.jpg
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You're a very lucky man!
 
This is one I had at one time. Not mean at all. Just happened to be yawning.
 

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