A doctor, a lawyer, and a redneck are drinking at a bar. While sipping his white wine, the doctor says, "For her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. Then, if she doesn't like the fur coat, she will still love me because she has the diamond ring."
The lawyer stops sipping his Martini for a minute and says, "For my wife's birthday, I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet. That way, if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she will have the gold bracelet."
With that, the redneck downs a shot of Jack Daniels and says, "I'm going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. That way, if'n she don't like the T-shirt, she can go f*ck herself."
The lawyer stops sipping his Martini for a minute and says, "For my wife's birthday, I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet. That way, if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she will have the gold bracelet."
With that, the redneck downs a shot of Jack Daniels and says, "I'm going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. That way, if'n she don't like the T-shirt, she can go f*ck herself."
