They're killing me!

- They talk to each other, even if they're not in the same room. AS LOUD AS THEY CAN, NO MATTER WHAT.

- They follow me around the house, TALKING LOUD TO EACH OTHER OR TO ME.

- No matter where I try to hide they find me. Even if they don't want to talk to me, they come into the room I'm in and talk to each other.

- The woman comments on nonsense and laughs hysterically. "Oh, what a long night this has been. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

- All they talk about is food. What's for dinner (in the morning), when is dinner (at 2 PM), this is a wonderful dinner (before we eat), what a great dinner that was (after dinner), what's for dinner tomorrow? (at 7 PM). IT WAS &((*#@!()* HAMBURGERS I COOKED ON THE GRILL! HOW *)(#@!()@ GOOD COULD THEY BE?

- They give me directions about how to get where we're going. They HAVEN'T LIVED IN THIS STATE IN 20 YEARS! AND THE WOMAN IS BLIND! How *)(#@!&*@ could your directions be?

- The man is deaf, so he sits on my couch and turns the TV up as loud as it goes and then falls asleep!

Yes, it's that time of year again. My wife's parents are staying with me for a few weeks.





Kill me now, please.