whats the most strangest thing you have seen in public

• seen woman drive north bound I-5 with bowl of salsa in one hand and bag of chips in other
• seen black dude wearing cowboy hat that said "white trash"....looked awesome lol
• seen gangster dude smash his nuts on a hand rail in a Burger King...lmfao
• seen a horse with scoliosis
• seen a very very high level engineer at my job with her pants down around her ankles....I walked up,,,,,she gave me orders and a verbal tie in on what need to be done on a project....and she acted like nothing was going on...and so did I..lol
• seen 2 whores and some nasty slummy guy f'ing in the bushes next to the front doors of a bar
• seen a drunk guy slam a Corona that people had spent 20 min. ashing their cig's into
• when I was in France, I walked into a bar and saw a group of Japanese tourists singing kareoke to american country music.

could keep going

[*]when I lived in the trailer park (yah I know) I saw a trailer fall off its blocks onto the guy underneath it....he was setting it alone....big no no......was awesome.....windows exploded out, and trailer looked like a broken barrito

[*]seen a deaf girl with a runny nose wipe her nose with her arm, she started wiping at her knuckles and wiped all of the way to her elbow/bicep area.

[*]seen my dad fall off of a chair while replacing a light fixture,,,,,the back of the chair was high,,,,had 2 posts on the back that stuck out higher than the slats between them......the post jammed into my dads *** and he was suspened in the air for about 1-2 seconds by the chair.