whats the most strangest thing you have seen in public

I watched an Army captain chew a new asshole at three other troops (don't know the reason) then watched him turn around, walk away (in a hurry), pullout his cell stare at it and walk right smack in a metal pole which put him on his ***, much to the delight of those three troops. To make matters worse the ground was wet and the captain was wearing his nice dress uniform.
Karma maybe?