A-Bodies...Big Motors / New Hemi Duster - FINAL ASSEMBLY

So what could the surprise possibly be?

1. Secret superchargers?

2. Trunk lining woven from the wool of baby lambs?

3. Melodious kazoos skillfully hidden in the tailpipes?

4. Live goldfish swimming in a recess in the dashboard facia?

5. A depiction of Tom Hoover blessing the rotating assembly?

6. Mopar "barbed wire" graphics scheme culminating with real
....barbed wire wrapping around driver's area?

7. Actual EPA testing revealing 43 mpg due to Gear Vendors overdrive?

8. Like a vintage Rolls-Royce; when running, the only sound you can
....hear is the clock?

9. Bootlegger oil slick and smoke screen features hidden behind the
....rear bumper?

10. Performance compared in initial testing to "The power of a dozen
.....transatlantic steamers"?

Anybody else have a clue?