whats the most strangest thing you have seen in public

I saw a street person in New York City riding a bike with one of those spring loaded carriers behind the seat and over the back wheel. She had an unwrapped loaf of Italian bread clamped in the carrier.

I needed to have a repair made to the foundation of my house. I was working in the basement when the doorbell rang. The contractor who was going to fix the foundation came down the stairs on crutches. He had one good leg and the other one was missing above the knee. It was wrapped in a bandage that was blood stained. He looked at me and said "I bet you've never seen a one legged foundation repair guy before........."