I GOT A TICKET/NOTICE for my car thats in the driveway.

I got a notice once that said my grass/weeds were too tall and my car had to be parked on concrete or asphlat. Only one of the tires was halfway on the dirt. I called the Enforcement Officer to come out and show me what he was talking about, just so I could point a few things out to him face to face. When he came I asked him about the four other houses around me with taller grass and weeds, and the other homes that had cars parked completly in the yard that had been there since I moved into the neighborhood years ago. He was pretty cool and said he only investigates complaints and glanced over at the house cross corner of me. I just smiled and said thank you, I'll fix the infractions. The old lady cross corner of me has always given me snobby looks, I guess its cause I"m from Hawaii with long hair. Anyway I got the floor jack and move the front of the car six inches. I also cut the grass and stopped watering it so it turned to dirt and had the big tree removed. Now she can look at the large dirt patch I have in front since there no code against having just dirt. I call it my desert landscaping!

Now that is funny!! LOL

reminded me of a time my next door neighbor had a german shepard that barked constantly, I politely knocked on her door and asked her if she could bring her dog in at night as it was always barking up past midnight. She told me that her dog doesn't bark and that she was an animal physcologist and would know if it did.
She then closed the door in my face and that was that.

The next week I seen her outside and asked her if she wanted me to cut and fertilize her lawn. It was so overgrown with dandylions that it looked more yellow then green! She replied no her yard was "natural" and she liked it that way!

Funny thing, a few weeks later my neighbor across the street called me over and invited me in. He took me upstairs and to a window in the front of the house. He pointed out my neighbors once yellow lawn. It was now almost completely brown! He noticed it the other day but it wasn't until you stood way back at a vantage point that you could read the words "**** OFF" on her front lawn.

He asked me if I knew anything about it, I said no I had no idea what happened.

He just chuckled and asked me, by the way how do you keep your back alley so clean from weeds?

I replied "SPIKE"

that is a 7 year soil sterilizer we used to use down along the railway tracks...