Now that is funny!! LOL
reminded me of a time my next door neighbor had a german shepard that barked constantly, I politely knocked on her door and asked her if she could bring her dog in at night as it was always barking up past midnight. She told me that her dog doesn't bark and that she was an animal physcologist and would know if it did.
She then closed the door in my face and that was that.
The next week I seen her outside and asked her if she wanted me to cut and fertilize her lawn. It was so overgrown with dandylions that it looked more yellow then green! She replied no her yard was "natural" and she liked it that way!
Funny thing, a few weeks later my neighbor across the street called me over and invited me in. He took me upstairs and to a window in the front of the house. He pointed out my neighbors once yellow lawn. It was now almost completely brown! He noticed it the other day but it wasn't until you stood way back at a vantage point that you could read the words "**** OFF" on her front lawn.
He asked me if I knew anything about it, I said no I had no idea what happened.
He just chuckled and asked me, by the way how do you keep your back alley so clean from weeds?
I replied "SPIKE"
that is a 7 year soil sterilizer we used to use down along the railway tracks...