Hemi nut for sale

I do know where my nuts are. They're in my wife's purse. Been there now for about six years. Every once in awhile she lets me check them out, but I have to return them promptly when I'm done with them. I tried to sneak them out once, but unbeknownst to me she had one of those anti-theft strips attached to them and as soon as I tried to go out the front door all hell broke loose. After that, I was banned from any contact with my nuts for six months. God I love being married!