Nicknames for cars
I call my Galaxie "Miss Bea Haven" - not painted on her yet.
When I was a kid if anyone ever called my dart a "green b*tch" she would almost immedietly break down in some way or another - once stuck on 2nd gear, once the headlights went out on a rainy night while returning home with my date (football coache's daughter - I really paid for that one), once a u-joint grenaded on the interstate, once the radiator dumper all the coolant miles from anywhere. All after being called the "GB". She was a hard, green b*tch!