Cats!!!!

Some of these methods, while creative, funny, and macho, are, nonetheless, illegal, and could land you a hefty fine if reported to the police, or, better yet, if you're dumb enough to post a video about them. Be careful, guys.

Or , even worse , someone would have to deal with the likes of me . I have zero tolerance for anyone who'd abuse a domestic animal , and have acted on my zero tolerance policy , regardless of the offender's build or number of fellows in their company :finga: .

While animals are superior to us in every sense , they also lack traditional logic ; they search for warmth , no matter its source ; they mark their territory , regardless of what items are in that path .

Those same kitties are also doing you a solid by keeping vermin away .

After all of this , I want to make it clear that I'm not a vegetarian nor a vegan , nor am I against hunting (within reason and within the seasonal rules / guidelines ... I despise poachers ! ).
I am a cat lover , but would also defend a dog just as quick .