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SGBARRACUDA said
Oh and by the way, I'm looking for a wife that doesn't cost me an arm and leg, that doesn't ***** and doesn't get on my *** and kick start me like a Yamaha everyday. Any help?

I HAD one of those :director: being single is nice. 98 % stress is gone, and a date now and then is ok. Good Luck