Strangest thing found in your A body???

Saw an ad in 94.72 Dart 2dr,$500.00 obo.Looked at it at night.(Yea,I know) Owned by a painter at Vandenburg AFB.Went to start the car.On the dash was a 110 house light switch,next to a doorbell switch.The key was broke in the.on position.They made the light switch power on,the doorbell the starter switch.I paid him four bills,motored into the night.Wake up next morning,walked outside.They painted the car army green!(LOL!)