Yeah, yeah, yeah. The big, bad "nanny state" is gonna come and tell you that you don't get to do whatever you want because you're not the only person in the world. Guess what? That only happens if you fail to behave like a responsible grownup on your own. If you make a mess and fail to clean it up, it doesn't just go away; someone has to come and clean up after you. You may not like the way they do it, though, so behave like a responsible adult and the boogeyman...oops, I mean the "nanny state"...won't come and getchya.
(…and what if frogs had claws and teeth and lived in toilets?!!!)