Life's most embarrassing car moments

I had a 78 Monte Carlo years back.. The thing was a beast snow, rain, mud.. it went through everything.. I was heading home one night from work and hit a big bump.. It tore the 3 day old exhaust off from the headers back.. it wrapped the exhaust around the back axle.. I had to get a buddy to show up with a sawsall for us to cut out the exhaust.