Life's most embarrassing car moments

Back in '81 i bought a '71 Demon 318 3 speed std. on the floor.
I had it for a few months and one night it snowed about 6'' so i decided that it would be fun to burn some doughnuts in the college parking lot. I had lotsa fun.
After doing this for about 1/2 hour i decided to go home.
I pulled out of the parking lot and the car died.
The car wouldn't turn over with the key, so i opened the hood only to find the battery jammed in between the fan and the crank pulley all shredded.
I used the tire iron to unjam it and then i bump started it and drove home.
I had to pressure wash the whole engine compartment the next day and buy a new battery.
Lesson learned?
Don't use a bungee cord to hold the battery in......lol
(Hey i was only 19, so you gotta cut me some slack!)