Life's most embarrassing car moments

Invited all my friends to the track to see me run. Made it to the semi finals and was at the starting line when it shut down. In all the excitement with friends I forgot to put a gallon in the fuel cell. They thought I broke till I put gas in to load it on the trailer.Ten years later they still rib me. Or the time I poured trans fluid,about a quart to lube the cylinders in a motor that had been sitting. Pulled the plugs and leaned in over the fender and jumped the solenoid. Four or five revolutions later my buds are laughing like hell at me over my atf shower.