Life's most embarrassing car moments

had a 73 mustang that I bought for $125 from the used car lot I worked at 2barrel 302
a friend pulled up to me at a red light in his dads 75 caddy, the light turned green and we both floor it, when we got to the next light my friend looked over and said "lets never mention this again" both cars were so tired and slow we nearly died of embarrassment, I think a moped could have beat us that day