Life's most embarrassing car moments

I had a 65 Sport Fury with a 440.I only had it a few days and decided to do a burn out,it was great until I heard a thunk. I pulled into the 7-11 where I worked and popped the hood found the battery laying against the block with a big hole melted in the corner of it. I pulled the water hose out of the store room bought a 2 liter of Coke soaked every thing down real good and rinsed. I bought a Battery hold down and a battery next day.