Anyone's wife the same as mine?????

When I brought the duster home, it was a mess.

My wife told me if it was a stick shift, she wanted it for a toy I said ok no problem.

Changed it over, from auto to 4-speed, in the mean time I bought her a new car, she said I like the new car keep it for an extra toy for yourself.

At the same time my 11yr old son said he wanted it for his first car, I said ok.
I know a when he turns 16 he will put some dents and bangs on it, probably wreck it hard, but guess that is when he gets to learn how to fix it.