Anyone's wife the same as mine?????

When I dragged mine home the wife just looked at it and said, "you payed what for that piece of junk?". After 2 1/2 years of dismantling and reassembly the way I wanted it she was quite impressed with it. Then I took her for a little drive. She thought it was loud and made weird noises and road like a hay wagon. Then I took her for a 1/4 mile blast. She has never wanted to get behind the wheel again. She is scared to death of it. Did the same with one of my daughters, I don't think she has stopped shaking yet. LOL

Jack