Anyone's wife the same as mine?????

My ex wife used to drive a Volkswagon and one day she asked me if she could drive when I picked her up in my car.
I said sure why not.
It was just barely sprinkling rain and she asked what to do when she got in the drivers seat.
I told her to point it in the direction she wanted to go and give it some gas.
Three 360 spins across main street and into a school parking lot before she let off the gas.
That was it, she never drove it again.:prayer::grin: