whats the most strangest thing you have seen in public

I was goig to start this story with "Back when we were dirt poor" but considering our current situation...
The first time we were dirt poor, I managed to buy a 59 Galaxie 500 for a hundred bucks.
I told the wife "Don't open that right vent window or it will fall out". A warning label on the glass would have been a smart move. Anyway.. Now my neighbor/buddy and I could drive to the store rather than walk the railroad tracks.
Fast forward to maiden beer run 60% complete. I came out of the store to see Ricky has one of his strange and goofy expressions on his face and says "Sorry dude, I broke your hotrod". Yep, the right vent window layed shattered on the asphault. The guy in a station wagon parked beside us started laughing at all this and backing out at the same time. He backed right into another car that was moving forward out of the row behind us.
Both drivers got out of their cars and began to cuss rather than discuss. The driver that was moving forward was definately the drunker of the two.
When he went back to his open car door and pulled out a baseball bat, his drunk chick passenger jumped out and came around behind him. Now there are 3 people shouting cuss words.
I had my "hotrod" gathered up, fired up, and was ready to get gone if I could. I'm looking at the rearview mirror. The guy facing the bat glanced over his shoulder to see he was in the way of my backing out. That's when the batter decided to swing. The target guy leaned backward just in time to be missed. Faster than my buddy Rick could shout "Strike one" the bat went around 180 degrees and hit the chick right on her left ear. What Rick said came out like "Strike wahDamn!" The chick dropped like a rock ( unlike the vent window, she was shattered before she hit the asphault ).
So I asked Rick, "Do we hang around as witnesses ?" He says "HELL NO ! Lets get outa here."
Ambulance passed us going that way just as we were turning into the trailer park.
End of story.