Chrysler brings back the Dodge Dart

the charger is a clusterfuck. a 4 door?

Would've been much less dorky if they'd actually brought out the "Charger" show car they showed in 1998. It was also a 4-door, but wasn't as dorky-lookin' as the one they wound up releasing.

the chally is an overweight pig.

So were the '70-'74 E-bodies, so that's staying true to the car's roots.