A Mopar Hater

Did you say old or infantile?

Number one: Some one insults MOPARS to pull my chain.
I ask them if “they have one of those Ford pissing on Chevy sticker on their pick um up truck.”
This works well with northerners for some reason. I'm from Atlanta. (Sorry for both things) I tell them to leave me out of their pissing contest. I’m above it. .

Number two: (Just saw this) “Hot rodding a Chevy. So easy a cave man could do it.”

Number three: If someone is not hostile about what I am driving (old MOPAR) but curious, I tell them:
“I prefer the superior engineering of Chryslers, but I am not a snob about it. I like other cars too”.
I tell them about the things Chrysler did that were better, but I admit shortcomings if they point them out.

Number four; Someone says, “I would rather walk than drive a MOPAR”.
“Your choice”.

And lastly if they ask why a MOPAR:
I tell them I drive a car hard and needed something that would hold up. I got tired of rebuilding cars.
“I’ll race any car. But first we drain the oil out of the crankcases”.