The way L.A. gets rid of street racers.
California = "Hot Rod Capital of the World" , yet it's also lacking in REAL racetracks (1/8th mile doesn't count !!) .
Ricers are the worst drivers , period . They have ZERO concern for others on the road , and have no problem with cutting anyone off for a lane change .
Back in July , I was driving up I-15 to a friends' house in Corona ; just cruising the slow lane on a leisurely drive , around 21:30 hours .
I see some shitbox fart can coming-up fast in the slow lane , with its obnoxious fog lights on as well as its purple-blue-green headlights , bouncing like a dog shitting peach pits .
That dumb *** crept right-up on me in my '72 Coronet , and decided that tailgating me to the next exit (Lake Street) would be a good idea ; and that be being on my *** , that I'd accelerate over 65 MPH . Instead , I just let-off the gas and slowed down without hitting the brakes .
Dumb *** stayed on me anyhow.
Just before the exit ramp , the bastard blows around me and exits .
Temescal Canyon is a long , dark stretch of road (old Highway 71) with enough turns and twists to make driving on it fun.
So , now it's my turn to have some fun !
I got on his *** , as he tried to "lose" me in the 35 MPH turns ... NO LUCK , you dumb *** ! I could see his face in his rear view mirror ; he was scared :finga: .
Up ahead , I could see a Riverside County Sheriff's Deputy's car parked under the I-15 overpass , so I feathered-off the gas , as that **** *** ricer blew-by the Deputy at probably 80 MPH :finga: .
Yes , the ricer got nailed :D . As I cruised by , I could see mr rice pointing at me in my primer grey Coronet :toothy7: with its 205 75-14's and rust streaks .
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WE NEED another all-inclusive RACE TRACK here !!!
WE NEED another ONTARIO MOTOR SPEEDWAY !!!
Cram your eighth-mile rice festival tracks .
Fontana Speedway is a waste .
Irwindale is a JOKE .