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Had a chrome air cleaner on my Dart, would see some teenager come up look under the air cleaner see the 2 barrel and say, "oh its a 2 barrel, its just a 318, thought maybe it was a 340", its actually a 273.
Had my 51 Plymouth (has a 68 318) at a car show, three old car guys were looking at it, and I heard, "is it a Buick nailhead, no thats not right, it's not a small block chevy, ..." This went on for a few minutes, then I walked up and they asked what it had, I said a small block Chrysler, 318, "Oh, thats it, I see it now" The Chevy alternator threw alot of people off.
My favorite was about a Mustang parked at a car show next to me, a parents talking to their child,"We used to have one just like that, except it wasn't a convertible, it wasn't red and it wasn't a '68." I thought was it even a Mustang!