Mopar vs Rice

ya these ricers are giving real enthusiasts a bad name. before i got my cuda, i had a nissan 240sx. i imported an engine from japan an sr20det and swapped it in at home. after tunning it a bit i was able to make in the neighborhood of 230hp to the crank, not all that bad for a stock 4-banger. that car was pretty fun while it lasted, never got around to showering big money at it though, an old man t-boned me. he was doing like 60 cuz, his word, he mixed up the peddals when coming to the red light.

i "tune" a lot of these pesky things, cuz these jackasses think they're making power. before i got out of school i finished a cat-back exhaust on an '03 350z. i drove it before and after and to be honest i felt no difference, just a louder noise. one car i was working on, a 98 eclipse(non-turbo) $10k into it the kid decides he wants an engine built. i did the reaserch for him, cuz he's a looser, and came to the conclusion that the n/a motors, in non-street legal form, are only capable of making 300 or so wheel hp. pathetic. i told him he'd be better off giving me that money and watching my car run 10s.