How about a "back in the day my dad whooped some butt!" Thread?

Work is kickin' my assets and the guys were blowin' off steam with the one-up stories about how (either) their dads' whooped their own assets when they messed up, stood up (to their dad), or somebody else messed up-messin' with the old man.

These are probably a dying line of stories in this political correct era, but I feel that the moral/ethical values of the past leave the prim and proper path of this period wanting.

The guys at work were talking about bowin' up to their dad and waking up after they thought they were about to fight the old man-not terribly impressive but I am sure there are better stories out there. I believe the oldman's quote was, "You can do what you want in my house when YOU can whoop MY @$$." My old man beat up 6 high-schoolers all at the same time when they went to TP our house (midnight) because mom "gave" them bad grades-collegiate wrestler-which sucked for me during my high school years as well.

Let's tell some oldman stories!