How about a "back in the day my dad whooped some butt!" Thread?

When i was small we had gone grocery shopping i wore my cowboy boots,hat,chaps,guns/holsters i walked up behind an old woman pulled out my guns and said stick em up you old fart and pulled the triggers and to my suprise i had left the caps in my guns and they went off in turn scaring the old lady whom screamed and that alerted my father who came out of nowhere and commenced to whoopin my *** up one aisle and down the other in front of everyone [they were clapping] i still don't know what happened to my cowboy stuff. My parents had disipline tools in every drawer in the house [plus hotwheel tracks ect.].