Greatest "I found a car" story you have

OK heres another one, My buddy calls me and says he needs help picking up a motor so being a big guy with a little mind I said fine. When I get to his house theres about 10 guys there and we loaded up in his truck and took off down the street and there was a 331 Hemi sitting at the curb complete with 6 dueces,Chrome valve covers and a T10 trans adaptor still attached So we wrestle the thing up into his truck and take it to his house(where its still sitting some 35 years later). Seems that the guy who owned the motor was a street rodder and had installed it in his 32 Ford Coupe and after driving it a while decided it was too much for him so he removed it and sat it on the curb with his trash can.After the second week of it sitting there my buddy stops by and asks if he can have it and he says "sure,the garbage guys cant get it into the truck"