Greatest "I found a car" story you have

Well, I just bought my Dart for $1 about six weeks ago. But, I think my best is the 70 HEMI 4spd road runner I found in a privet yard in Idaho in 2001. It was a Teton Flood victim, so had been off of the road since 1976. I paid $50 for it and sold it three days later to a guy in Florida who heard about it just by word spreading that fast. I wasn't sure if I wanted to sell it or not, but he made an offer I couldn't turn down.