Pet peeve at the local track - pit parking
Back when I was going in circles, this dbag decided that turning and backing out of his stall was too hard on his spool so he would just slide up perpendicular to his stall and block both his and mine. After a couple of discussions about it he got pissed and parked the car after his race and took the steering wheel and left. I grabbed some vise grips and drove his car up to the lineup for the bump to pass class. The pit announcer kept hollering over the PA for the driver of the car to report to it so they could start the race! Several "discussions" ensued but the next time he was on the other side of the pits.