If Your A Grandpa, Don't Get Lost!

A small child was lost at a large shopping mall. A uniformed
policeman approached the crying child and asked what was wrong.


Screaming, the child answered, "I've lost my grandpa!"


The cop asked, "What's he like?"


The little child hesitated for a moment, stopped crying and then
sobbed, "Jack Daniels whiskey and women with big tits." :-D