Things that I get in my spam folder

A} I'm Scottish =the anglo jews ,so I'm so tight my toenails curl up when the bill comes eh!
B} don't know what the pound is pretty sure she should be scamming in Euros by now
C} Do you really think we as car guys haven't seen these scams before ?
D} What kind of knob has to make his points with letters or numbers instead of commas ?