National Do Not Call registry...

In my very friendliest and bubbly voice I say SURE whats the number? pretend to write it down and whats your name ?...pretend to write it down...THEN say...I 'll be sure to look you up _____ ( name of the caller...ALWAYS use their name and use it often) as soon as I get out.... my sentence is only for 25 years and if I am really good they will let me out early under psychiatric supervision and medication.** I didnt mean to kill those 12 people they just got me SOOO MAD telling me all those LIES!!! SAY The voices TOLD me what I needed to do ...and I did it!! YOU are lucky if they make it TOO the two asterisks above....you are reelin em in if they go past that and let you finish...say that you will be sure to take a special vacation to thank ** Name here** in person then do a very forced laugh.... typically the phone will make a strange clicking sound long before this time!!! and it is very likely they will never call you back