English nottta so good

> A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in
>animated conversation.
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>The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention
>is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
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>"Emma come first.
>Den I come.
>Den two asses come together.
>I come once-a-more! .
>Two asses, they come together again.
>I come again and pee twice.
>Then I come one lasta time."
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>The lady can't take this any more,
>*"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,"* she retorted indignantly.
>"In this country we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.
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>"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
>"Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell
>'Mississippi'.
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>$5.00 says you're gonna read this again
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