Poor Superbird, won't sell!

I find the post particularly funny as I have a close friend that was given a 77 mg midget for free does not rune but has been stored since 85 when car broke the rear lost the keys and its been sitting since.Car has many problems including small amounts of rust.
That being said my buddy want to list this pos on craigslist.Now i would not pay **** for it but my buddy owes his brother 800 buck car was free and his brother will wipe the debt for the car.Now he thinks in this economy he will get more money for this POS so as it sits if if trades the car to his brother the only one loosing is me as it was my gas about 25 bucks worth that i'm out and i'm cool with i just want him to give this head ache to his brother my payment would be ten fold knowing that once his brother gets this car we will know that its only worth 200 at the scrape yard.

Sorry just had to vent. ARCO