Compression Issue (thin head gaskets??)

Here are the Mopar ones.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/MOPAR-340-3...Parts_Accessories&hash=item5891c72a54&vxp=mtr

I just bought a pair from that guy like a month ago. Seems like I remember he's a member here. I know lemmie guess. They're too expensive. The bore size is too big. They're the wrong color. They smell funny. Hell, what is it this time?