1974 plymouth scamp WHAT IS THIS GUY SMOKING??

I almost peed my Dickie's when I read the Jon Voight reference ! :D:D:D

While it is unusual to see a column-shift 3 speed manual these days , let alone in a '74 Scamp , that fact doesn't justify that legregious price !
*MayBe* $6,000-$8,000 if it czechs out as being so vainly original .

Negatives :
- 3 speed column shift
- horse & buggy brakes
- '74 - '76 "generic" tail lights (shared with same years of the Dart)
- seller thinks it's a '74 Duster 360 time capsule
- Barren-Jackass auto-erotic dream price

Positives:
- Looks like a nice , clean original (try finding a Ca car that doesn't have sandblasted glass , rotted rubber and a cracked dashpad !)
- Not butchered
- free China White ****** hidden in the car's rocker panels

Damn , even a 1976 Valiant with a 360 and the A38 package wouldn't realistically fetch $16,500 !