1974 plymouth scamp WHAT IS THIS GUY SMOKING??

Im obviously living in the wrong state. It took my father 2 yrs to get $5k for a 73 slant 6 gold duster w only 24K miles on it. Just as clean as this car. He also just sold a 71 B5 blue 318 scamp for $1800. Interior like new but did need some minor body work and paint. Id deff buy the 70 #s matching, fender tag, build sheet 340 swinger on Maine craigslist for $14K first. I checked the car out and it is all there. $12k wont buy it, I tried