Mowing with child on your lap

I'm sure Mother's Against Mowing with Children are getting organized as we speak and soon there will be a law against that too.

We'll have seat belts and air bags on our lawn tractors and don't even think about mowing with a cold beer.

And that is part of the reason America is falling apart. People should mind their own business. Hell kids should wear a helment when showering because they could fall and hit their head. lol Hell I had many stitches growing up and would not change a thing. How would a kid know the stove burner is hot without touching it at least once.