Mowing with child on your lap

I grew up riding my bike with no helmet ,i rode in my parents lap driving down the road, i played out in the yard while my dad mowed the yard.as did all you other folks and im still alive as are all of you lifes not worth living if you have to look like that kid in the chrismas story kids are gonna be kids and we cant always be there to keep them from scraping there knees. lighten up america think about when you were a kid.