talkin while asleep

might get killed for this but my wife sometimes talks in her sleep sometimes yells it. and some of the stuff she says is off the wall i get up early and have the pleasure of listening to her words of wisdom as the computer is next to our room im gonna start a log of her words of wisdom
here's the 1st

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN PRESENT STORE?"

im sure there will be more to follow:D