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might get killed for this but my wife sometimes talks in her sleep sometimes yells it. and some of the stuff she says is off the wall i get up early and have the pleasure of listening to her words of wisdom as the computer is next to our room im gonna start a log of her words of wisdom
here's the 1st

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN PRESENT STORE?"

im sure there will be more to follow:D
 
**** ive been cussed at by mine when shes asleep .. Some thing like GD Asa leave that egg alone .... I dont know what egg she was talking bout but im not going to mess with it hahhaha
 
I don't have that problem of hearing any sleep talking next to me or in another room close by because i am still single.
 
Don't let her know but keep this thread going, it's interesting! I also learned they don't like it when you remind them of things they say in the hospital coming out of anesthesia...
 
While she's alseep, you should ask her if she is cheating and what her boyfriend's name is...

It wouldn't hurt to check once in a while...
 
I won't read much in to it. I have some crazy dreams, I try not to recall them and don't for long. I just pay no attention to my dreams, I can't make any sense of them sometimes.
 
My wife has woke me up she was sleeping but useing me as a punching bag .The kicker she don't know why but tells me its for something i was not yet caught for .lol
 
I talk in my sleep often and walked in my sleep allot when I was 14 and under, no sleeping on the top bunk for me or upstairs..... I used the oven one time to relive myself in my sleep just to be woke up by my grandmother and mom staying up late..:shock: close call!!!
The last time I talked in my sleep (just a few weeks ago) Treva said I was telling her to move the couch:D
I should wake up some night and say, No!!! my wife will be home soon :D
 
About four times a year my wife will do the strangest thing in her sleep.
She starts saying no, no and then goes into a deep voice and starts talking in a strange
language that I never have herd, she says the same thing over and over it will last for about two minuets. The first time it scared the living **** out of me, one time I got up went out side to see if there was a UFO around. She never remembers doing it and thinks I am nuts when I tell her. This has been going on for 30+ years. Beam me up Scottie !!

Kenny
 
there was one acouple months back
"look at all these diamonds!"
then about 1hr later
"YOU DONT KNOW WHO YOUR DEALING WITH!"
i was laughin about the 1st one then the 2nd one i was worried for our dog
im thinking its the medications she is on that is causeing this. her meds are non narcotic one for her tyroid,bloodpressure, something else and her dont kill me pill lol
im sure hopeing tomorrow has some great ones
 
Hemiroid said:
About four times a year my wife will do the strangest thing in her sleep.
She starts saying no, no and then goes into a deep voice and starts talking in a strange
language that I never have herd, she says the same thing over and over it will last for about two minuets. The first time it scared the living **** out of me, one time I got up went out side to see if there was a UFO around. She never remembers doing it and thinks I am nuts when I tell her. This has been going on for 30+ years. Beam me up Scottie !!

Kenny
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Now that is interesting.
 
My wife talks in her sleep but i can't tell you what she says it's all in Korean, still funny as heck and as an added bonus it comes with facial expressions.
 
My wife isn't a talker, but she damn sure snores and kicks.
She has Restless Leg Syndrome so she can't help the kicking, but she flat out denies the snoring.
Now me, I talk. I'm not sure what all I've said but she repeated what sounded like fire mission from when I was in the Army. If I ever say any thing about another woman I'm sure she'll punch me in the nads.
 
my wife doesn't talk but used to walk around in her sleep,When we first started HUM yea you get the pic LOL,I rented a house with 8 guy's and she would sleep over WELL she warned me she was a sleep walker but I guess I didn't listen(male attention order) I woke up to some loud noises yelling at me,Here my wife had to go pee pee in the middle of the night and forgot about the other 8 party animals still up and should we say FORGOT to put any kind of clothes on,She still denies it to this day!!!! And say's she was sleep walking,I tried to wake her up that night and it was freaky freaky freaky-she wouldn't snap out of it, But idk I guess I'm with memike and have known to wake up and pee in the closet after hitting the bottle pretty hard,Good thing the only thing that happened was I filled one of her shoes up LOL LOL yup some freaky stuff happens in our sleep, Steve
 
I've had not one but 2 GF's break up with me because I "cheated on them" in a dream. These dreams were so vivid they had to be true. Recent GF I broke up with before having surgery this past Friday, still good friends, I could tell she was mad at me as she had a dream I was cheating on her and had a kid with another woman.

I asked her about this dream and she describes how my church which has a gym and small private school looked about 9 years ago in complete detail. Flips me out because she says she has never been there before
 
swifter said:
my wife doesn't talk but used to walk around in her sleep,When we first started HUM yea you get the pic LOL,I rented a house with 8 guy's and she would sleep over WELL she warned me she was a sleep walker but I guess I didn't listen(male attention order) I woke up to some loud noises yelling at me,Here my wife had to go pee pee in the middle of the night and forgot about the other 8 party animals still up and should we say FORGOT to put any kind of clothes on,She still denies it to this day!!!! Steve
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Where are the pics to prove it???


:worthles:
 
Came home one night about twenty five years ago. From a bachelor party drunk. last thing I remembered was my friends droping me off at the front door. . Woke up the next morning to breakfast in bed and a cheerful wife.

I asked my son later what's with mom I figured she would be pissed.

He said well dad I came home found you passed out in the chair on the porch. Mom said help me get you to bed. We grabed you and you looked at mom and said leave me alone lady I have a wife. Best thing I never remember saying.
 
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