talkin while asleep

Came home one night about twenty five years ago. From a bachelor party drunk. last thing I remembered was my friends droping me off at the front door. . Woke up the next morning to breakfast in bed and a cheerful wife.

I asked my son later what's with mom I figured she would be pissed.

He said well dad I came home found you passed out in the chair on the porch. Mom said help me get you to bed. We grabed you and you looked at mom and said leave me alone lady I have a wife. Best thing I never remember saying.