Stupid things you did when you were young thread

In the late 70's or early 80's there was a used car lot where I lived that was owned by the same people that owned one of the salvage yards. In the showroom they had a blue (B7?) Road Runner. New paint, missing one piece of trim for the rear window (they said it was on order), don't remember whether it was an auto or standard trans, & it had a Hemi. The underside of the car looked like it hadn't even been cleaned, like it had just been driven in off the street. They were asking whatever the collector car price guides listed for a completely restored car, in better than showroom new condition. I think it was $10,000. I figured the car wasn't in perfect condition, plus since they owned a salvage yard, it could've even been pieced together from 2 or more cars. The price was too high. If I had bought it I could probably sell it now & retire! (Of course, I would've probably blown the motor hot-rodding the piss out of it on the way home!)